So apparently, Earlier this week singinging sensation, Leona Lewis, got donkey punched! Joking...she was at a book signing for her autobigraphy "Dreams" and some random mentally challenged guy (I bet) punched her on the side of the head! Thankfully he was arrested...the extremes that fans go to! Where the fuck were her bodyguards?
Congratulations Britney fuckin Spears! her latest single titled "3" is #1 on the Billboard charts. Her first #1 was "Baby One More Time"...her second #1 was "Womanizer"...3 is a lucky number. Let's just hope she doesn't fuck this one up. What happens to trailer trash with money these days? lol. Here's the song:
So when Michael Jackson died the world was in shock! Like OMG I don't care lol...which is more lame? The media and public still can't let the rich white woman rest in peace? or that Jon & Kate are so annoying that they make Speidi look innocent? I really can't say...I hate all 3 topics right now!
The 90's "girl-power" group, Spice Girls, are going to reunite...again...this time without fashion icon Victoria Beckham. She doesn't need the attention from there, she's got David Beckham for fuck sakes! Remember the Armani underwear advertisments? A little over-exposed? Or a little too daring? For those of you who love watching Gossip Girl as much as I do, you'd already know that Ed Westwick's character Chuck Bass will have a little man-on-man thing going on this Monday(October 19, 2009) only on the CW. Please tune in and help save the low-rating show.
On November 23, 2009 Rihanna will release and yet another album...to help produce the album is Justin Timberlake which he is also apparently banging her. Poor Jeesica Beil...she got dumped for Rihanna, lol BURN! For all you Twilight die hards...Taylor Lautner who plays Jacob Black in the Twilight series has yet more exposer for the latest men's fashion magazine, GQ. Which is kinda funny since admits to the media that he doesn't like all the attention...can someone say hypocrite? lol The best lip syncing fail ever is "performed" by Enrique Iglesias. Also, an image of him mooning the Papz while drunk is absolutely hysterical! Click the image to enlarge lmao.
click the image to see Enrique showing off what apparently looks nasty, lmao So some of the crazy shit that celebrities do is expose themselves. Not intentionally of course but why would they do that if they don't want them found. Snoop Dogg did...also Jamie Foxx, in which he admitted on Conan O'Brian that the photo was real. LMAO! Check them out yourselves, don't click if you have a weak gag reflex lmao.
Snoop Dogg:
Jamie Foxx: So Mariah "Fish" Carey is trying/struggling to make her comeback but she has released this. Which is actually 'ok' but it's just so slow and makes you wanna yawn. Listen for your self. It was orginally performed by the 80's band "Foreigner".
So what doesn't complete a woman's outfit on the night out in town? Well I found the perfect bag to match you....well whatever it is. Guys would definately interested in your baggage here...lmao.
That's all for now...until next time "Seacrest Out!"
Lindey Morrison - Often Imitated, Never Duplicated!
Ok, So "Soulja Boy" had posted this on his Twitter and removed it quickly but some people got the chance to save a copy before it was deleted. You must click on the image to see the larger image...and you'd probably think "What the Fuck?" lol...some people need to keep that shit to themselves, lol
I gotta stop doing this! Taking breaks from the Trash Vault...so unacceptable. lol
First up! For all you "True Blood" fans! The line of drinks have been released. For a retail value of $96.00 and a shipping of $10.00 you can be sipping on what the show would taste like? lol, to order your own case of 12 bottles click here!
Speaking of vampire related shtuff, "Vampire Diaries" will premiere this fall on the CW. Nina Dobrev of Degrassi TNG will star as the network's version of "Bella" from Twilight. Ian Somerhalder will also co-star on the show and he has some awesome wicked eyes! Even contact lenses can't pull that shit off. lol! The show will premiere Thursday, September 10, 2009! His pic is below followed by the promo pic of "Vampire Diaries".
I'm not sure about the most part of you but don't you think that the worst tv parent ever would be Lucas & Nathan's dad(Dan Scott) from One Tree Hill? As for the O.T.H. fans that can't wait for the seventh season premiere, It will begin on Monday, September 14, 2009!
I'm not sure if many of you are interested in Joss Whedon's "Dollhouse" but that show is the illest, lol, I sofa king can't wait for the return. In which, I have to excruciatingly wait for Friday, September 25, 2009 to come! :(
Also, Gossip Girl Season Three will finally reveal who Eric & Serena's father is...kinda anxious but I don't think his role would be of that much importance unless the drama reflects on Lilly's marriage. A newcomer will join the show as well! Hilary Duff! She will play "Olivia Burke", a movie star who enrolls at NYU in search of a traditional college experience. In real life, Emma Watson(Hermione Granger of Harry Potter) is actually doing that! Like her potential room mate wouldn't know who she is. lol. Gossip Girl returns Monday, September 14, 2009!
The whole Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon VS Eminem is so played, it's not even relevant anymore! Why do they keep getting publicity about it? Nick & Em's career is already on the verge of it's demise and Mariah "Fish" Carey is definitely topping the charts...what else is coming for them? Who cares! Her video "Obsessed" the remix is currently burning the charts!
Twilight's second book, "New Moon", sucked ass! The storyline dragged and dragged and just like True Blood's "Sookie"..."Bella" is getting in trouble it's repetitive and so predictable. Stephanie Meyer is probably the worst author ever! lol. A humorous fan-made trailer has hit the net and it's funny in a gay kinda way.
Degrassi TNG's Aubrey Graham now goes by the name of Drake and is under Lil Wayne's arm. His music is alright until his latest tragedy on stage where he nearly broke something on his leg! Poor Rihanna will be upset her new man is suffering, at least he ain't no woman beater like Chris Brown...he's just like a typical Native, lol.
OMF-ing-G! I love Tim Burton's work because it's got that gothic flavor to it and his rendition of Alice in Wonderland is exqusite. It makes me wanna loase my virginity, lmao! Here is the official trailer to it. Why does Helena Bonham Carter always have to looked fucked up in her roles?
I should sign off...i have a list of crap to do!
Lindsey Morrison
PS: The must hear jam so far is this! It's Lindsey Morrison rated!